Assassin’s Creed (2016)
Ass’s assing crap, more like.
Tag:Brendan Gleeson
Beowulf (2007)
My, my, that artificial hot body really took the years off Ray Winstone!
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007)
Well, this one is almost good, but Daniel Radcliffe will always be what he is, sigh.
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)
Harry Potter is up against the Gobshite of Dire, er, Goblet of Fire in another dud in the series.
The Village (2004)
The valiant cast tries to distract everyone from how the movie is simply a silly twaddle.
Troy (2004)
Not even history can stop Brad Pitt from waxing his armpits for a role.
Gangs of New York (2002)
Hello there, overrated.
Dark Blue (2002)
This one would have been so much better if it had gone out with guns blazing.
A.I. (2001)
More self indulgent than anything else, this overlong pretentious Oscar-bait movie doesn’t know when to stop or end itself.
The Tailor of Panama (2001)
Pierce Brosnan is so sexy and hot in this movie. I’m in love.
