The Princess and the Pauper by Alexandra Benedict
The hero is inconsistent and jerk-ish, but the heroine can give Mary Balogh’s heroines masterclasses in being useless wastes of flesh.

The hero is inconsistent and jerk-ish, but the heroine can give Mary Balogh’s heroines masterclasses in being useless wastes of flesh.

It’s notorious how addled this story is.

Warning: huge asshole hero ahead. Have pepper spray ready.

Too overwrought and melodramatic to be enjoyable.

Stalking is never this fun or sexy.

Oh good, a fun seafaring romance!

Coincidences, annoying feisty heroines, hackneyed dialogues – yes, this is definitely someone’s first book.
