Earthly Delights by David Archuleta
This little fella trying to be a sex symbol is the scariest thing ever.
The Journey: Absolution (1997)
Mario Lopez appears in tight underpants, but try staying awake long enough for that.
The Real Monsters (2025)
The real losers are those that watched this utterly putrid show.
Waste Not, Haunt Not (1999)
Kids, don’t throw biohazardous wastes in… wait, what are kids even doing with those things?!!
Emergence (2025)
Still dumb, but the end is an episode away, so thank god for that.
The Fly (2025)
Are we not even pretending anymore that this is a horror sci-fi thing?
In Space, No One… (2025)
Noah Hawley continues to demonstrate why all his past attempts to get a show going were cancelled or scrapped.
Imaginary Friend (1999)
If you are bullied, kiddies, pray hard that a ghost will come save you.
The Church (1989)
A rare 1980s Italian horror film that makes sense. Well, almost.
Observation (2025)
Nothing much happens… but at least the characters also take a break from competing in the idiocy Olympics.