You Have a Lot to Learn About Pirates (2024)
The people at Lucasfilm have a lot to learn about pacing.
Can’t Say I Remember No At Attin (2024)
Can’t say I remember much about this episode at all.
D-Railed (2018)
A train wreck, and not in a fun way.
Dead 7 (2016)
A movie where boyband members past their prime go to die.
Very Interesting, As an Astrogation Problem (2024)
Why do the people of Lucasfilm keep dragging out their shows?
Chopping Mall (1986)
4 out of 5 Killbots, with a bonus point for gratuitous thirst trap shirtlessness.
Way, Way Out Past the Barrier (2024)
Things move along, so it’s not as meh as the last episode. Still not much to get excited over, though.
This Could Be a Real Adventure (2024)
It’s not great, but it’s not terrible. In other words, whatever.
Necronomicon (1993)
A slimy, tentacle-filled anthology of body horror and bad decisions.
The Piano (1993)
A movie that plays you right in the soul.