Where Dreams Begin by Lisa Kleypas
Watch out, the sugar tide is coming in!
An English Rose by Deborah Satinwood
The heroine loves her stupid house more than anything else here, and that’s sad.
Heaven on Earth by Constance O’Day-Flannery
This is a boring motivational seminar. Can I go home now?
Sizzle All Day by Geralyn Dawson
Fun hero, tedious heroine, underwhelming plot.
Perfect Match by Hailey North
This one needs a big dose of magic to redeem itself.
Nutty Professor II: The Klumps (2000)
There’s a sweet story here, but it’s buried under a pile of scatalogical jokes and painful gags.
Shaft (2000)
This version of the dude is free of blaxploitation stuff. It’s serious, sober, and rather dull.
Swept Away by Gwynne Forster
This is not very interesting. Readable, but not so arresting.
Center Stage (2000)
Ooh, ballet porn. Wait, there’s a story here? Too busy looking at the scenery to notice.
The Million Dollar Hotel (2000)
This is why you don’t let musicians think they are movie people.