The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy & Other Stories by Tim Burton
It looks like Tim Burton hates freaks as much as anyone else, after all!
Rough Wrangler, Tender Kisses by Jill Gregory
I like my own title for this book better – Dumb Wanker, Neanderthal Kisses.
Affair of the Heart by Janice Sims
The author’s debut effort is rough around the edges, but it has plenty of possibilities.
First Kiss by Marilyn Pappano
This is alright, but the tropes keep things a bit on the predictable side. The author’s “nice-ification” of the town slut heroine is also disappointing.
Always and Forever by Beverly Jenkins
Draggy, unfocused, and slowly paced, this one takes a long time to get anywhere good. But it still has its moments.
Secret Passion by Layle Giusto
Average story with an extra wallop of crazy. Tread carefully, people.
Duets (2000)
Behold, the healing powers of a karaoke machine!
Brighter Than Gold by Linda Madl
Incompetent darlings, creepy sisters, rakes… the usual boring stuff with little that stands out.
The Marriage Bargain by Michelle McMaster
Everything here is just awful – truly, shudderingly awful.
Dakota Home by Debbie Macomber
I don’t know about you, but I think the author wants to sell me some property in Buffalo Valley.