My Champion by Glynnis Campbell
My buffoons!
Wild Thing by Anne Stuart
The hero’s clueless wretchedness could have sunk an island.
A Day Without Rain by Enya
Well, the tunes here certainly are dry…
It Happened at Midnight by Cait London
The heroine really needs to be put down.
Always by Deirdre Savoy
The hero is a piece of dung-smeared rancid meat that deserves to be tarred.
The Princess Bride by William Goldman
This is nothing at all like the movie in terms of style and atmosphere. It’s an entirely different kind of awesome.
His Forbidden Touch by Linda O’Brien
Boring! Boring! Boring!
Whispers Through Time by Sherry Lewis
The other guy is far more interesting than the hero and the heroine, oh well.
Butterfly by Sharon Sala
I would love to pull the wings off the heroine with my bare hands.