Hootch (1989)
Hey, it’s Stephanie Zimbalist! What she’s doing, slumming on a show like this?
Hey, it’s Stephanie Zimbalist! What she’s doing, slumming on a show like this?
Ooh, Joe Dallesandro… Oh wait, he’s fully clothed. Move along, folks.
Here’s how to completely ruin an episode in five minutes.
At least this one isn’t as bad as the last few episodes, so there’s that.
What am I doing with my life?
When the best thing about this episode is a young Jason Gedrick’s pasty bare torso…
This is why mentally unstable people shouldn’t get married.
Well, compared to the last few episodes, this one isn’t too bad.
Oh Marc Singer. Why couldn’t he remain hot like he did in the past?
Joe Pantoliano is in this one, so it has to be amazing, right? Well…