
The Amazon (2016)
It’s like Romancing the Stone… but with bungling lead characters and hit-or-miss humor. Let’s see where things go from here.

It’s like Romancing the Stone… but with bungling lead characters and hit-or-miss humor. Let’s see where things go from here.
After 500 episodes in an interminable second season, things conclude with something more at home in Goosebumps.
Even for a Tales from the Crypt episode, this one has a premise that is too dumb for its own good.
This is an awesome satire on the Paranormal Activity-like crap horror movies, long before such movies become the fad.
I think I’m in love with the homicidal maniac in this one.
A malformed circus freak and a 2,000-year old mummy fall in love and leave behind a special baby. How cute.
How to upgrade from a shrewish wife to a hotter, younger babe – Tales from the Crypt style.
A modern day Scrooge goes too far and gets a foot on his chest. Literally.
The cast puts on a show, but the episode itself is a mess.
Oh, this is just too hilarious and macabre. Twisted and wicked, just the way I like it!