The Sweetest Thing (2002)
Eeeuw, get it away from me!

Eeeuw, get it away from me!

Oh my, it’s just like every period British comedy starring the same old five people all over again!

It has dragons, Christian Bale, and… dragons! Ooh.

There is so much corn here – and we’re not just talking about the things these people are growing in this movie.

Talk about a movie devoid of chemistry between the lead actors!

This is a terrific advertisement for a theme park, if I may say so.

Robert De Niro really needs the money, doesn’t he?

The, er, signs are there that M Night Shyamalan is fast fizzling out.

I guess Michelle Yeoh can’t afford to be choosy about her roles?

Sorry, this is not a pornographic film with Vin Diesel. It’s all cheese and still A-OK, though.
