The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
This is vile, and no, I’m not talking about the Leatherface’s antics.
Category:Genre: Horror & Monster
The Haunted Mansion (2003)
This is a joyless advertisement for a theme park, rather than a horror flick in its own right.
The Brotherhood (2001)
Damn it, where is the gay porn? Oogies deducted on principle!
Dreamcatcher (2003)
What happened to Lawrence Kasdan and William Goldman? Old-age dementia?
Jeepers Creepers 2 (2003)
Inferior sequel to a much better movie – same old story, really. A boring one.
The Order (2003)
Interesting ideas, but the execution is just so-so.
Gothika (2003)
The scariest thing about this one is how much of a stinker it is.
House of the Dead (2003)
Uwe Boll. Enough said.
Willard (2003)
This remake can stand on its own two – four? – feet very well.
Freddy vs. Jason (2003)
Somehow, the apocalyptic showdown resembles more of a boring dud.