Saltwater (2016)
Don’t watch this for the monster stuff – watch it for the comedy, awful CGIs, and Bobby Campo’s adorable smile.
Category:Genre: Horror & Monster
Unfriended (2014)
This is why high school brats should be playing video games or watching naughty things online instead of, shudder, socializing.
I Survived a Zombie Holocaust (2014)
So, what happens when real zombies crash into a zombie movie set? Human buffet time, naturally.
Arachnia (2003)
My face when the fakest of the fake props are more natural than any of the cast in this low budget catastrophe.
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)
Don’t let PETA-type morons be in charge. Who cares if millions of humans die? SAVE THAT CUTE MAN-EATING DINOSAUR!
Rampage (2018)
The Rock plays the Rock in a movie about the Rock playing the Rock…
A Quiet Place (2018)
This is half a solid horror movie, until you think about what you have seen and it completely falls apart.
Victor Crowley (2017)
Poor Andrew Yong, he’s going to be so traumatized after this second encounter with the titular character.
Jeepers Creepers 3 (2017)
This is a truly WTF kind of movie. Is there any point to it at all?
Winchester (2018)
JUMP SCARE! JUMP SCARE! JUMP SCARE! JUMP SCARE! Everyone having fun yet? JUMP SCARE! JUMP SCARE! JUMP SCARE!
