The Funhouse Massacre (2015)
Visiting a gruesome funhouse on Halloween? These dolts deserve everything they get.
Visiting a gruesome funhouse on Halloween? These dolts deserve everything they get.
Something tells me this movie would appeal more to Korean movie fans than fans of zombie movies.
How nice, a train that breaks down right in the middle of werewolf county. Public transport can be such a bother.
Don’t walk on the beach! Okay, this is no Jaws, not even close, but still, Dean Geyer’s shirtless all the time!
It’s Jurassic World meets The Walking Dead, and I am walking off.
I don’t know which is more terrifying: the disco dancing, the acting, or the fact that I am entertained by it all.
The real evil is that the people behind the original Evil Dead actually wanted this to happen.
If this one had been anything but a zombie movie, it’d have been grand. Or, at the very least, it’d make more sense.
As plots go, killer dogs killing people is probably a bit better than sharks in a tornado.
Good lord, even the English countryside is not safe from redneck psychopaths.