Prometheus (2012)
Way to go in crapping on the Alien franchise with this badly-strung tale of space idiocy.
Way to go in crapping on the Alien franchise with this badly-strung tale of space idiocy.
How on earth did Danny Trejo end up in this thing? Did he need money that bad?
It’s official: Luke Evans is born to play sexy, deranged psychopaths.
The most terrifying thing about this dud is how much of a failure it is as a horror movie.
This one is almost a good video nasty kind of movie. Almost – too bad much of it is botched execution.
Say bye bye to fun and joy when you sit down to watch this one.
Neither scary nor thought-provoking, this bumbling sci-fi flick fails to give me excitement, much less life.
Take some Predators-style drama, add a giant gorilla, and stir in liberal doses of violence and voila!
While lacking much polish, this creepy space caper ends up making things work in unexpectedly moving ways.
A bad man forces two jerks to stay in a house… and stay there… and stay… stay… stay… Oh god, what’s on the other channel?