Krampus (2015)
This is what happens when you are a spoilsport during Christmastime. Krampus kebab!
This is what happens when you are a spoilsport during Christmastime. Krampus kebab!
Who needs masked mad killers and clowns from outer space when you have family members like these?
Oh my goodness, the Nazis are making zombie soldiers! Yeah, that same old story.
If you like to watch naked creepy young girls on a homicidal bent, then look at this one.
While strikingly unoriginal, this box-officer under-performer is actually worth a look if you like techno-thriller films.
It’s a movie that just happens to have “Halloween” in the title.
Raped by a frog monster, dismembered and eaten by freaks, squashed up into a box… this is what happens when horror movies try to be too arty.
This is the equivalent of getting a stack of giant Anthrax spore-filled envelopes from China and Australia.
Jason Statham turns out to be the only valid reason to watch this thing, and even then, he’s fighting uphill.
The lead actor quit show business and is never seen in LA ever again after this movie. That should tell you something.