Arachnia (2003)
My face when the fakest of the fake props are more natural than any of the cast in this low budget catastrophe.
My face when the fakest of the fake props are more natural than any of the cast in this low budget catastrophe.
Don’t let PETA-type morons be in charge. Who cares if millions of humans die? SAVE THAT CUTE MAN-EATING DINOSAUR!
The Rock plays the Rock in a movie about the Rock playing the Rock…
This is half a solid horror movie, until you think about what you have seen and it completely falls apart.
Poor Andrew Yong, he’s going to be so traumatized after this second encounter with the titular character.
This is a truly WTF kind of movie. Is there any point to it at all?
JUMP SCARE! JUMP SCARE! JUMP SCARE! JUMP SCARE! Everyone having fun yet? JUMP SCARE! JUMP SCARE! JUMP SCARE!
Nothing much to see here, just annoying people running around like headless chicken.
Really, it’s better to poke pins in your own scalp than to sit through even a second of this horrendously cheap and painfully put together flick.
Back in the old days, Marvel movies can be quite… a thing.