Upgrade (2018)
While strikingly unoriginal, this box-officer under-performer is actually worth a look if you like techno-thriller films.
While strikingly unoriginal, this box-officer under-performer is actually worth a look if you like techno-thriller films.
It’s a movie that just happens to have “Halloween” in the title.
Raped by a frog monster, dismembered and eaten by freaks, squashed up into a box… this is what happens when horror movies try to be too arty.
This is the equivalent of getting a stack of giant Anthrax spore-filled envelopes from China and Australia.
Jason Statham turns out to be the only valid reason to watch this thing, and even then, he’s fighting uphill.
The lead actor quit show business and is never seen in LA ever again after this movie. That should tell you something.
Don’t be fooled by the kickass poster – someone decided that this movie is better off trying to be Twilight.
Don’t watch this for the monster stuff – watch it for the comedy, awful CGIs, and Bobby Campo’s adorable smile.
This is why high school brats should be playing video games or watching naughty things online instead of, shudder, socializing.
So, what happens when real zombies crash into a zombie movie set? Human buffet time, naturally.