The Last Voyage of the Demeter (2023)
Here’s another Dracula movie that doesn’t do much to make things less predictable.
Here’s another Dracula movie that doesn’t do much to make things less predictable.
Neil Marshall tries, but the result is a dime store rehash of Dog Soldiers meets The Descent.
Another haunted house movie with annoying kids and a skeptical hubby. Yay!
The cast is solid, the characters are interesting, but my god, the movie is so freaking dull.
Even Norway is not free of tired, played-out werewolf tropes!
The best thing about this failed attempt at whatever it is is that we have something going around offing pretentious knobs.
Ooh, I didn’t know Jonathan Rhys Meyer can play the psycho killer sort well!
China’s love affair with monster snakes can be horrible and embarrassing to behold.
This movie is a remake of the director’s own movie, and he couldn’t even make it any more coherent?
Don’t be fooled like I was by the poster: this is another movie about the evils of oil and what not.