Til Death Do Us Part (2023)
Cam Gigandet, why are you torturing me with these terrible movies?
Category:Genre: Crime & Thriller
Lowlifes (2024)
Tubi originals are more misses than hits, but this one is actually pretty decent.
Yakuza Princess (2021)
The only reasons to watch this thing are Jonathan Rhys Meyer’s pee-pee and ass.
Masquerade (1988)
A delightfully trashy ’80s thriller with flat plots, flatter abs, and fabulous melodrama.
Play Dead (2022)
Wow, Jerry O’Conell can play a really scary psycho!
Tau (2018)
We should put Ed Skrein in a white shirt and suit every day of the year. Pants optional, preferably sans.
John Wick: Chapter 4 (2023)
I never imagined I would say this, but John Wick is slowly outstaying his welcome.
Simulant (2023)
This is a super slow Blade Runner-wannabe, so thank god for Robbie Amell’s dinner plate-sized nips.
The Hit List (2011)
Cuba Gooding Jr doesn’t bare his rear end here, boo, but he’s still the best thing in this movie.
What Josiah Saw (2021)
The most frightening thing here is the effect of Nick Stahl’s years of substance abuse on his former purty face.