John Wick: Chapter 4 (2023)
I never imagined I would say this, but John Wick is slowly outstaying his welcome.
Category:Genre: Crime & Thriller
Simulant (2023)
This is a super slow Blade Runner-wannabe, so thank god for Robbie Amell’s dinner plate-sized nips.
The Hit List (2011)
Cuba Gooding Jr doesn’t bare his rear end here, boo, but he’s still the best thing in this movie.
What Josiah Saw (2021)
The most frightening thing here is the effect of Nick Stahl’s years of substance abuse on his former purty face.
Polar (2019)
A movie with a kick-ass bloke shouldn’t be this geriatric in nature.
Deadly Illusions (2021)
One extra oogie for Dermot Mulroney’s, or maybe his body double’s, bare butt.
Black Warrant (2022)
Before anyone says anything, no, this has nothing to do with a certain race during a certain month.
Blowback (2022)
The things I will watch for Cam Gigandet, really!
The Gray Man (2022)
Bad facial hair, terrible dialogues… there are so many other spy action movies that do what this one does, only much better.
Prey (2021)
The real prey are the poor souls that watch this thing.