Around the World in 80 Days (2004)
This is the death throes of Jackie Chan’s career as an actor.
Category:Genre: Action & Adventure
Spider-Man 2 (2004)
When Spider-Man is more whiny than anything else…
The Day After Tomorrow (2004)
The end of the world is here… again. Yawn.
The Chronicles of Riddick (2004)
Ugh, there is no need for a very subpar sequel to a fabulous movie.
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)
Wait, an actually competently put-together Harry Potter film? How unexpected.
Troy (2004)
Not even history can stop Brad Pitt from waxing his armpits for a role.
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
I still like the previous one better. This one talks too much.
Van Helsing (2004)
Yes, Hugh Jackman is hot, but this is one of the absolute worst movies I’ve ever seen.
The Punisher (2004)
The hero is way too much of a sadistic, cruel SOB for me to see him even as an antihero.
Hidalgo (2004)
No go, this one.