King Arthur: Legend of the Sword (2017)
This is a clunky but entertaining kind of ridiculous fare. It’s not bad at all, but it could also be better.

This is a clunky but entertaining kind of ridiculous fare. It’s not bad at all, but it could also be better.

This one is alright as a fanfiction sequel, but as an official sequel, it’s… well, I’m conflicted.

The franchise metamorphosis into ludicrous live action cartoon is now complete. Oh god, can it die off now?

Scarlett Johansson really needs to talk to her agent about picking watchable sci-fi flicks to headline in.

If you have seen the trailer, you have basically watched the whole movie already.

Bad men want to drain every drop of our hero, and his only hope is to merge with his sidekick. No, this is not gay porn. What gives you the idea?

70% brainless fun, 30% hot guy taking his shirt off now and then. Can’t say I have any complaints here.

This is certainly a well-animated and charming advertisement for Lego. My right kidney for the Batcave?

Oh my goodness, here’s a movie that’s almost pornographic in how it treats its eye candies, firepower, and gratuitous violence.

I actually watched this one back in 2005, but promptly forgot to post a review. Rewatching it again, I can see why.
