Sicilian’s Shock Proposal by Carol Marinelli
We need to guillotine all these wealthy, pampered kids acting like assholes while claiming to be “tortured” and “vulnerable”.

We need to guillotine all these wealthy, pampered kids acting like assholes while claiming to be “tortured” and “vulnerable”.

Hey, don’t just end like that! Tell me more!

Amnesia, secret baby, evil hos, accusations of harlotry… this one has it all and still manages to be un-fun.

I’m surprised this review is as long as it is, as the story is that short.

It’s love at first wet dream.

Yikes, romance really is dead, isn’t it?

The heroine sends her people to war because she doesn’t want the horny. Then, she sees the horny and changes her mind. Good grief.

The hero refuses to put a ring on it, so the heroine will magically coerce him to! Talk about a romance of the season.

Dang it, why are these authors working so hard to keep me from giving them four oogies?

This silly muddle is the result of people being convinced that a love that started when the heroine was 9 is a real deal.
