Lightning Strikes by CJ Vincent
How many times can I cringe hard while reading a story? Sadly, I’m about to find out…

How many times can I cringe hard while reading a story? Sadly, I’m about to find out…

It’s not all dead weight, thankfully.

For a story about a guy torn between Jesus and anus, this one really lacks the Jesus factor.

This one is too technically accomplished to get a lower score, but I am side-eyeing the heroine hard.

Intriguing premise, completely botched execution.

There is probably an intense story in here somewhere, buried under the robotic writing style.

The hottest thing here is the hero drooling over another man’s pee-pee. Wait, what?

It’s hard to find a story romantic when the heroine is made out to be such a failure of a human being.

Ugh, I hate tiresome, whiny twunks.

Uh… so I guess a new superhero is born?
