Fifty Shades of Grey by EL James
Hilarious BDSM, tampon sex, and anal sex-healing for your pleasure.
Hilarious BDSM, tampon sex, and anal sex-healing for your pleasure.
Legolas porn, anyone? The story is very flimsy, but Legolas gets it on a lot here.
It’s amazing how kidnapping, rapist heroes are always the hot ones in this genre!
Any hot stuff here is offset by the hotter levels of stupidity present in this story.
For an erotic work, this one feels cold and… well, whiny.
Sex is this one is so gross, this one may as well be puritannical propaganda.
The naughty stuff is hot, but the heroine is a wet rag.
Alas, I certainly don’t feel ravished by this one.
This is the best kind of crappy work EVER.
This is supposed to be a vampire romance? Doesn’t seem very romance-like at all.