Her Mountain Cyborg by Nova Edwins and Aurora Caine
Even cyborgs of the future love plus-sized women, so all you skinny bitches can die now, thanks.
Category:Genre: Fantasy & Sci-fi
Sugar & Spice by Ezra Dawn
Meet Sinder Elle, the male version of Cinderella and… I can’t go on. I can’t.
Big, Bad Wolf by Evangeline Anderson
Why have an older heroine if she’s just going to end up being a younger-looking hottie anyway?
He-Man and Masters of the Universe by John Grant
The best thing about this one are the bubble butts in fur-panties.
He-Man and the Lost Dragon by John Grant
Just one more, and then I’m done with this line! (Please don’t ask me about the She-Ra books.)
He-Man and the Asteroid of Doom by John Grant
Here’s a shocker: the story is so dumb that it ends up making He-Man the biggest villain of them all.
Mate Test by Amber Kell
Who cares about love? The mate bond is all that matters.
He-Man Meets the Beast by John Grant
The most gorgeous book to date in this series is also the most brain-damaging one.
Wings of Doom by John Grant
Oh joy, this one is about Stratos. Of all the characters, it just has to be him.
The Iron Master by John Grant
Skeletor’s brief stint as Tony Stark predictably ends in humiliating failure.
