The Takeover Effect by Nisha Sharma
I thought the IKEA furniture assembly sex scene is just a hyperbole until I read this thing. Holy be, indeed.

I thought the IKEA furniture assembly sex scene is just a hyperbole until I read this thing. Holy be, indeed.

It’s a different time, a different kind of old school, and a different kind of allure.

Looks like someone is trying to board the Harlequin Presents bus but missed…

Oh look, it’s a romance with nerds! Except, everything is so underdeveloped, I don’t know why we even bother.

This one makes Teddypig angry, and you don’t like him when he’s angry. PIGGY SMASH!

Hello, Paris. This one is a part-campy, part-travelogue, part family drama thing that does its thing quite well.

Here’s a classic gay romance: even when you cheated on the wife and gave her AIDS, how dare she complained! Women, so icky.

Here’s a pleasant tale of nothing of real significance.

Here’s what it’s like when you use an old pro as a hammer to force the formula into place.

This thing is awesome. Really, really awesome.
