Dream a Dream by Charlotte Church
Christmas warbling, so emotionless and so creepy.

Christmas warbling, so emotionless and so creepy.

This one is silly fun, so it does what it sets out to do.

This one suffers from an overdose of passive behavior and nothing much else.

Well, we all have read this one many times before, haven’t we?

It’s not so bad, if one can ignore the accent. Just don’t expect too much.

It is pretty bad, but sometimes bad can be a good thing. Occasionally.

Things drag in the second half, but still… Egypt, people!

Reliance on slow tunes leads to boredom. How’s that for a revelation?

Someone has to die to get the heroine to come to her senses. How noble of that sod.

Casting Sylvester Stallone is the biggest mistake this movie could have done.
