Anacondas: Trail of Blood (2009)
Anacondas: Trail of Blood slithers into absurdity with rubbery CGI, laughable acting, and nonsensical plot.

Anacondas: Trail of Blood slithers into absurdity with rubbery CGI, laughable acting, and nonsensical plot.

Maybe-incest, pox, and a hero named Cockburn… Virginia Henley’s Wild Hearts is a clunky bodice-ripper that’s so bad, it’s almost good.

Puzzle boxes meet psychiatry in a sequel that is as necessary as sunscreen in the underworld.

A dangerous disappointment!

Mogh beats the allegations!

The title isn’t lying. The heroine is really something!

How much cheese do you want oozing all over your sexy cyborg?

It’s all fun and games until I run right into the cliffhanger.

This is a readable story with an idiot plot. No, I’m not sure whether that’s a compliment or not.

This isn’t bad at all, but it could have been so much better.
