Infestation by Cheryl Kaye Tardif
It’s a big scary house story that delivers fewer thrills than the most formulaic Blumhouse flick.
Category:2 Oogies
Artemis Fowl (2020)
A few people will be firing their agents soon, I bet, because this Artemis is foul.
Red Heart by Sylvia Hubbard
Well, good thing I got this for cheap!
Girl on the Third Floor (2019)
House that dribbles semen 1, idiot man 0.
Claimed by the Alien Prince by Nancey Cummings
The hero is blue all over, like that genie from Aladdin only with big blue… you know.
Twelve Nights as His Mistress by Elisa Braden
I like the horny hero, but the story never succeeds in pulling itself together.
Royal Affair by Alice Gaines
Am I missing something here?
Every Miraculous Moment by RE Butler
They misspelled ridiculous in the title.
Law of the Irish by Ezra Dawn
The characters are from a cartoon, but the story itself isn’t much of one. Hence, tonal whiplash.
Extracurricular Activities (2019)
How sad that a movie about a high school teen getting paid to kill his school mates’ parents ends up being a dud.
