
The Watcher (2000)
Keanu Reeves is a pretty decent bad guy. That’s about it.

Keanu Reeves is a pretty decent bad guy. That’s about it.
Underdogs play, underdogs win… the usual.
This is a creepy horny-dumb cat girl romance story. I’m running away now.
Nope, too obtuse to get the enlightenment in this one.
So pretty… but wait, what was this movie about again?
The hero is a snake and I never buy his so-called turning over a new leaf.
Clichés everywhere I see and go…
Two books in and the author is already recycling her plots and characters? Oh dear.
Cheesy outdoor sex is the most memorable thing about this dreary rehash of clichés.
By the numbers, this one is… well, by the numbers.