The Forest Lord by Susan Krinard
The asshole and the nitwit. Always a great combination!
Category:2 Oogies
Sweet Home Alabama (2002)
Southern ways are the best, say the folks who live in Hollywood. Eh.
Lord Sebastian’s Wife by Katy Cooper
Read up on Medieval England 101, no, 1,001 first before you tackle this one.
On Thin Ice by Susan Andersen
Yet another PSA to remind us all that our fellow women are all jealous whores out to steal our man.
Castles in the Mist by Josie Litton
What a charming white power empire supremacy propaganda! But I’m not fooled, oh no.
Ballyrourke by Linda O’Brien
The hero is a complete piece of crap. Get him away from me.
Poseidon’s Kiss by Gail Crease
It’s like reverse Sleeping Beauty – a kiss from this one puts me to sleep.
The Outlaw’s Woman by Tanya Hanson
This thing won a prize? Will wonders never cease!
Crocodile (2000)
Beware the fake-looking hungry giant crocodile!
Abandon (2002)
The idea of Katie Holmes as a lead in a thriller is mildly intriguing, but the execution is not up to par.