The Jurassic Games (2018)
Dinosaurs, reality TV, and plenty of low budget cringe to go around.

Dinosaurs, reality TV, and plenty of low budget cringe to go around.

Why is it so hard to enjoy the services of a hunky domestic robot helper? These people are hopeless.

Oh dear, someone has clearly misheard. I said, “Take me deep, love me hard.” Not “Make me sleep, bore me hard.”

Looks like someone is trying to board the Harlequin Presents bus but missed…

Oh look, it’s a romance with nerds! Except, everything is so underdeveloped, I don’t know why we even bother.

James Gunn’s final form is James Wan? What a scary notion.

Oh dear, has this author lost all fondness for nuance in her stories?

Why is it that people who need therapy the most always think that therapy is bonkers?

OMG, girls are so, so useless and helpless. OMG. Thank god for men!

No, honey. Just no.
