The Acolyte (2024)
It’s over. So is Star Wars.

It’s over. So is Star Wars.

So many people choose not to watch this show!

Are Ace Ventura and Sutani Beaver the best names ever for lead characters in a romance?

Lesbian witches have woo-woo sex to give birth to automaton-like twins and then die in a small fire.

How cute, a romantic suspense that has the author doing everything she can to make me root for the heroine to die.

Watching cape crap these days is like having the front seat as Rome burns.

Every horrible stereotype about girls is present in one horrifyingly painful episode.

Okay, what am I supposed to do with this utterly pointless thing?

The only thing here that doesn’t scream amateur hour is the cover.

WTFen Dud, more like.
