
Sicilian’s Shock Proposal by Carol Marinelli
We need to guillotine all these wealthy, pampered kids acting like assholes while claiming to be “tortured” and “vulnerable”.

We need to guillotine all these wealthy, pampered kids acting like assholes while claiming to be “tortured” and “vulnerable”.
Yikes, romance really is dead, isn’t it?
The heroine sends her people to war because she doesn’t want the horny. Then, she sees the horny and changes her mind. Good grief.
Ah-so-dumb, ah-so-stupid, ah-so-ugh, ah-so-crap.
Worst spies ever.
Oh, the awful things that happen when people try to be more clever than they are.
By the time this thing ends, I feel like I’d spent a few hours fleeing for my life from… whatever the things are in this story.
Don’t watch this thing unless you like to see ugly naked people.
The cover is the only thing here that doesn’t hurt like hell.
Meet the hero that shifts into an octopus. That’s the least terrifying thing about this story.