Independence Day 2: Resurgence (2016)
Is it too early to declare this one the worst stinker of the year?

Is it too early to declare this one the worst stinker of the year?

Reading this one is like waiting for the world to end.

It took two people to come up with this much of a waste of time?

Straight guy tells gays how to come out and shows lesbians the joys of shagging a straight dude. Max Landis really wants to be prom king, I see.

So much rampant stupidity, so much oblivious hypocrisy on the characters’ part. I almost felt suicidal reading this thing.

Expect little, and do your best to hope that you will still not be disappointed. Or bewildered.

The heroine is a bunny boiler, the hero is a judgmental hypocritical turd, and I’m the biggest loser for having bought and read this thing.

These woods are where brain cells go to die.

He’s a spy, she’s a trainee spy, and I’m freaking Greta Garbo.

This one is possessed alright, but by horrifying levels of crappiness rather than passion.
