90210 Shark Attack (2014)
A cinematic disaster that’s neither shark nor attack, just dead in the water.

A cinematic disaster that’s neither shark nor attack, just dead in the water.

A fowl play in more ways than one.

Yes, it has fallen and it sure can’t get up.

Survival of the fittest meets survival of the witless. Brrr-illiant!

Overhyped garbage.

Here is where behind-the-scenes drama outshines on-screen horror: a franchise’s death knell.

Barred from the project, Clive Barker’s vision is replaced by untalented hacks looking to cash in.

Incoherent plot and annoying characters make this one a real shaft in the brain.

Ancient Zamar meets modern tedium in a romance that’s more mishap than mischief.

Medieval romance meets geological obsession in a crystal-clear case of literary ennui.
