Night of the Monster (1996)
Oh boy, they could have surely picked another episode – any other episode – to kick off a series.

Oh boy, they could have surely picked another episode – any other episode – to kick off a series.

The story may be there, but the writing skill is so amateurish that I end up feeling tad sorry for the author.

The whole thing is one crazy mess, but at least the hero is great at fellatio.

The heroine is edgy, thin, and awesome. But she is not perfect… until they give her a boob job.

The author’s plan for world domination isn’t going too well.

The author really wants to make me feel ashamed for ever liking her books in the past.

Sweet lord. Have I stumbled upon the Carol Lynne of the new decade?

Sorry, my brain is too scorched after reading this thing to come up with anything witty.

Get a microscope ready to catch the love scene.

Maybe I should extend my break from reviewing written words…
