Mermaid (2018)
Bobcat Goldthwait thinks you’re a body-shaming racist. Like all fake woke Hollywood types, he’s projecting.
Category:1 Oogie
Goatman Cometh (2018)
What’s worse than an episode with four kiddie leads? One written by an old man who has no clue how kids act and talk.
Night of the Monster (1996)
Oh boy, they could have surely picked another episode – any other episode – to kick off a series.
Iridescence by David Manoa
The story may be there, but the writing skill is so amateurish that I end up feeling tad sorry for the author.
Growl4Me by Haylee Wolf
The whole thing is one crazy mess, but at least the hero is great at fellatio.
Nevernight by Jay Kristoff
The heroine is edgy, thin, and awesome. But she is not perfect… until they give her a boob job.
How a Post-Apocalyptic Vampire Librarian Saved the World by Ursula Katherine Spiller
The author’s plan for world domination isn’t going too well.
A Court of Frost and Starlight by Sarah J Maas
The author really wants to make me feel ashamed for ever liking her books in the past.
Sweet Sofie by Elizabeth Reyes
Sweet lord. Have I stumbled upon the Carol Lynne of the new decade?
Always Been Mine by Elizabeth Reyes
Sorry, my brain is too scorched after reading this thing to come up with anything witty.