Gone, but Not Forgotten (2003)
Teddypig’s mood: forget this.
Category:1 Oogie
Apex Predators (2021)
This movie is a predator that mercilessly devours all your brain cells before defecating onto your face.
One World, One People (2021)
And that’s a wrap. Seriously, wrap this thing up and bury it or throw it into an incinerator or something.
Music (2021)
Sia thought she would be given a Nobel prize for saving autistic people with this movie, only to throw a fit when people tell her how bad it is.
Knights & White Satin by Cash Cole
The two men here are just whining and boinking while waiting for the wife of one of them to die. That’s the plot, in one sentence.
Always, Now, and Forever… Love Hurts by Sheila E Bell
This story hurts too.
Holidate (2020)
Watch this one if you want to feel worse about Christmas, COVID-19 cabin fever, or anything else that applies.
He-Man and the Asteroid of Doom by John Grant
Here’s a shocker: the story is so dumb that it ends up making He-Man the biggest villain of them all.
Breach (2020)
The boredom inflicted by this movie is likely more fatal than the alien’s assault in this thing.
The Ninth Passenger (2018)
I’d rather be on the Titanic.