Awake and Breathe by B*Witched
Maybe some people are just not meant to be stars. Get lost, girls.
Category:1 Oogie
Mickey Blue Eyes (1999)
Hugh Grant is so “Eeeeuw!” and this movie is so “Ugh!”.
Affirmation by Savage Garden
They want to live like animals. No, really.
The Vampire Armand by Anne Rice
Ugh, mess. What have they done to my beautiful Armand? TWATS!
Touch of the Wolf by Susan Krinard
The hero needs to die in order to salvage this one for me.
The Haunting (1999)
This one is terrifying in how awful it is.
Second Opinion by Evelyn Rogers
Morons, morons, everywhere I see…
Desire Me Only by Thea Devine
The heroine slathers the hero’s love juices all over her skin and doesn’t bathe afterward. Charming.
The Clairvoyant by Marian Thurm
That’s what I get for wasting money on overhyped books!
Bride on the Loose by Renee Roszel
There is an island full of “dotty” old people here. Run!