Prickly Pear by Ronda Thompson

Posted by Mrs Giggles on December 10, 1999 in 1 Oogie, Book Reviews, Genre: Historical

Prickly Pear by Ronda Thompson

Leisure, $4.99, ISBN 0-8439-4624-5
Historical Romance, 1999

I want my $4.99 back. Prickly Pear is populated by people in severe need of brain cell booster supplements. Period.

The prickly pear in question is Camile Cordell (don’t call her Camile, call her Cam). Cam is suffering from a major dose of guilt: hoyden that she is, the stupid girl attempted to ride an untamed horse years back in order to prove that her lack of a male ding-dong is just an oversight. As a result, her brother died when he pushed her out of the horse’s way, and her father, in trying to help, was paralyzed and confined to a wheelchair. So in order to make up to her dad and prove herself worthy of becoming ranch foreman of Circle C, she poses as a guy and cheats at cards in the local salon, and causes her reluctant bodyguards to be embroiled in unnecessary brawls and shoot-outs. It is at one of this imbroglio that our so-called hero Wade Langtry steps in to rescue the stupid girl. Wade is no gem himself – he is supposed to force the Cordells to sign over Circle C to a shadowy figure from town. He gets hired as a foreman under false circumstances and teaches Cam the pleasures of having womanly organs. They get caught, are forced to marry, and then comes the big misunderstanding.

Wade riles that the stupid chit set him up. Oh please. It’s not as if he is so pure in his motives himself! Ass-orifice! And Wade gets my vote as the Scum of the Year. He cruelly throws Cam away and then, since that the ranch is deeded to Cam and hence now his, he intends to sign off the ranch to the bad guy and walk out on the Cordells! Wow! What a hero!

Officer, may I plead temporary insanity? That kitchen knife protruding from that idiot’s stomach is a result of a lapse of good sense. Oh go ahead, arrest me. The press would probably make me a martyr for stabbing such a loony.

Not that Cam doesn’t deserve what she gets. That silly hoyden wants to seduce Cam to get her paws on the Circle C, so I guess both are using each other. And while in the process of trying to seduce Wade, she strips and waits in a carriage. Any wonder she gets mistaken for a camp follower and hence starts a brawl among the men? And Wade has to rescue her yet again? Well, be assured that Cam ain’t Marie Curie.

A stupid heroine who is shrill, and impetuous to the point to stupidity, and suffering from a major bout of penis envy. A hero who is slimier than slime, as noble as gutter refuse, and has no redeeming feature whatsoever. Well, that’s a death knell as far as I’m concerned. Fail!

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