Paradise Island by Gena Hale
This island must be in hell.

This island must be in hell.

Oh boy, when things aren’t funny, they just aren’t… funny. Not even a bit.

Of all the people they can stick to an action flick… Steven Seagal? Honestly?

Oh god, please make it stop.

The hero treats everyone well, even being their doormat. Well, except the heroine – that one he treats like dirt.

This is a case of the author trying too hard to be edgy and hip, only to end up pretentious as hell.

A story where the hero tries desperately to stop the heroine from being an imbecile. How fun.

Keanu Reeves as a leading man in a romantic tearjerker. That goes down as well as you’d think.

The author is really fond of vilifying women in her stories, isn’t she?

It’s the end of the world and we are all going to die!
