New World Order (2021)
Meh. Maybe if they had the two lead actors prance around shirtless, things will be more interesting.
Author:Mrs Giggles
Caleb’s Woman by Eve Vaughn
Same old, same old. Why bother? Can we have a were-octopus next time?
Teach Me by Cindy Spencer Pape
The author is trying way too hard to pretend that a professor sleeping with a grad student is really wholesome and sweet.
Cursed by Moonlight by Melissa Lopez
This is alright, but the sex scenes are the least interesting aspect of the story. Go figure.
Gentle Control by Brynn Paulin
From a literal Daddy to a figurative Daddy. Talk about a linear pattern of relationships with the opposite sex.
Music (2021)
Sia thought she would be given a Nobel prize for saving autistic people with this movie, only to throw a fit when people tell her how bad it is.
He-Man and Masters of the Universe by John Grant
The best thing about this one are the bubble butts in fur-panties.
Baskin (2015)
This is easily the most ghastly thing I’ve seen in a while, and it’s also rather perplexing.
All Work and No Play by Lila Duprés
After this eye-rolling waste of time, I think I should take a break from this line for a much-needed sanity check.
After Hours by Jessica Darian
Hold on, is it normal for folks to keep a vibrator in their work desk for play after office hours?