Nobody (2021)
This one is alright, in a hey-I-saw-better-versions-of-this-movie-many-times-already way.
Author:Mrs Giggles
The Riddling Reaver by Paul Mason and Steve Williams
This one is clearly meant to be Baby’s First Fighting Fantasy Tabletop RPG, but surely it could be more… interesting?
Domain (2016)
Alright, who wants to watch a movie about a deadly pandemic at a time like this?
Chemtrails over the Country Club by Lana Del Rey
Begone, Taytay! The Queen of Slurry Music has shown up to defend her throne.
Wonder by Shawn Mendes
There are few things more disheartening than to see a young lad age up and become boring.
Apex Predators (2021)
This movie is a predator that mercilessly devours all your brain cells before defecating onto your face.
Robot Riot (2020)
Why is Ryan Merriman appearing in these terrible movies? Please blink twice if they are holding you hostage, Ryan!
One World, One People (2021)
And that’s a wrap. Seriously, wrap this thing up and bury it or throw it into an incinerator or something.
Truth (2021)
Just one more episode to go, and then we can all wake up from this long, boring snooze.
Come True (2020)
This is a Big Twist movie. It lives and dies by the twist, and you live and die by whether you like the twist.