The Emotional Conviction by Troy Moore
This thing should be convicted for its crime against grammar and punctuation.

This thing should be convicted for its crime against grammar and punctuation.

18,000-year old boy seeks a 17-year old girl to start the harvest, in this clean and wholesome romance.

What an old-fashioned romance… in every good and bad sense.

Tony Todd’s presence in a movie is fast becoming a warning to stay away from it…

Inconsiderate zombies attack folks that are at a hospital for plastic surgery.

Hey, it’s Luke Sharp! Turn around and walk away, folks.

Is this, what, the 200th remake or reboot or sequel in the last 20 years alone? Can we just let this franchise die?

Is it healthy that the heroine is close to having a nervous breakdown each time the hero even breathes in her vicinity?

Thankfully, this one is short enough to prevent me from experiencing one myself.

Friendship is magic, and so is the protagonist’s chubby ass as he puts out in exchange for validation about his life choices.
