Better Goff Dead (2022)
Well, it’s certainly better than the previous episode, at least.

Well, it’s certainly better than the previous episode, at least.

Another fatty lands a billionaire, woo-hoo! Shoo, this isn’t real life, so get that cynicism out of here.

So, how many pages of I AM HURTING! BEAUTY HURTS! SEXY KILLS! nonsense can you take before you want to kill someone?

Oh yes, that’s it… that’s it… wait, that’s it?!!

The best cast members are the ones that exited the movie faster than I can say “What, what is this?”

The real prey are the poor souls that watch this thing.

The intriguing premise is wasted because this movie doesn’t know what it wants to be.

If the hero and his four friends do a Voltron, he’d be the arse.

Thank God that He sends people to try to stick it to the heroine, so that she learns that she should love the hero like He wants her to!

I covet more than what this one has to offer.
