Chopping Mall (1986)
4 out of 5 Killbots, with a bonus point for gratuitous thirst trap shirtlessness.
Author:Mr Mustard
Necronomicon (1993)
A slimy, tentacle-filled anthology of body horror and bad decisions.
The Piano (1993)
A movie that plays you right in the soul.
The Ghost Pirates by William Hope Hodgson
Oh, the horror of maritime life… and florid prose.
Witch (2024)
Amateur costumes, bendy swords, and script chaos make this a laughable slog.
The Songs of Distant Earth by Mike Oldfield
A space odyssey for your ears and soul.
Road Train (2010)
All about the hell mobile with blood, sweat, and Bob Morley.
Raw Force (1982)
A critique of low-budget lunacy, or how I learned to stop worrying and love the jade zombies.
The Monk by Matthew Gregory Lewis
A nunsploitation prototype shock story with a side of sinful delight.
20,000 Leagues Under the Seas by Jules Verne
A whale of a tale or just a big fish story?