No Need to Argue by The Cranberries
A masterpiece of melancholy and mall muzak.
Author:Mr Mustard
The Poison Belt by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
Apocalypse lite with a side of snobbery.
The Lost World by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
Dinosaurs, Doyle, and the original friendzone.
Children of the Night (2023)
A vampire tale with more bite than budget.
City of the Living Dead (1980)
Fog, gore, and a whole lot of what the heck.
Dean of the Dead Presents: Holiday Horrors (2023)
A bloody misstep or a gory love letter?
D-Railed (2018)
A train wreck, and not in a fun way.
Dead 7 (2016)
A movie where boyband members past their prime go to die.
Chopping Mall (1986)
4 out of 5 Killbots, with a bonus point for gratuitous thirst trap shirtlessness.
Necronomicon (1993)
A slimy, tentacle-filled anthology of body horror and bad decisions.