Lunatic Ink Publishing, $2.99
Contemporary Erotica, 2016
Unless the meaning of MILF has changed while I wasn’t looking, it is supposed to refer to moms. That’s what the M stands for, after all – “mother”. When I read the synopsis of this one, which suggests that it involves a dominant MILF and a drug dealer, I was intrigued. Alas, what I get turns out to be something else altogether, sigh.
The Ghetto MILF is actually two short erotic stories in one volume. Both are united by a common theme: the protagonist is younger than his or her lover.
The first story, which shares the title of this duology, is about a drug dealer who gets manhandled by a big, buxom lady one evening. She decides to use his own inferior supplies to turn him into her personal junkie sex slave. Hilariously enough, she works as a counselor at a rehab center. Alas, this one is too short to bring up any interesting points to consider. In a longer story, this one may make me wonder about what that woman is doing. Is it poetic justice, or is she no better than the protagonist? Alas, this one is so short that it’s over before anything can happen. It’s more of a quick fix than anything, and the sex isn’t even that hot.
And that woman isn’t even a mother, ugh.
The French Tickler, the next story, is alas not about tickling. Our heroine, Janet, finds a “long-membered” lover who “tickles her insides” while she’s in France, and that’s basically the story. On the bright side, the sex here is pretty hot, I just try not to remember that his penis is supposed to be half the length of the heroine’s arm, as I’m not that big a size queen to get giddy over these things. Maybe the heroine just has very short stubby arms? Yes, that will work too.
Anyway, I was hoping for something a little more… substantial, let’s just say, than what I end up getting in The Ghetto MILF. In a way, it’s quite a shame that the author could have done something really filthy and politically incorrect here, but instead she serves up two very short, throwaway kind of reads that do not stand out much.
