Burning Blue (2013)
How nice, the director does his best to make sure that I don’t care even a little about these people and their story.
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The Island (2005)
For a Michael Bay-directed movie, this one isn’t too bad.
How to Deal (2003)
This is one painfully draggy movie that doesn’t know when to speed things up or just call it a day.
Slap Her… She’s French! (2002)
Let’s bash on the French hos in the lamest way possible!
Gosford Park (2001)
This star-studded historical drama serves both drama and eye candy with incomparable grace and style.