Simulant (2023)
This is a super slow Blade Runner-wannabe, so thank god for Robbie Amell’s dinner plate-sized nips.
Tag:Sam Worthington
The Titan (2018)
Casting Sam Worthington in the role of a human being is the biggest mistake this movie could have ever made.
Wrath of the Titans (2012)
Why do they keep wasting time and money on such disastrously bad movies?
Clash of the Titans (2010)
This is fun – the hero is an idiot responsible for the deaths of so many people.
Avatar (2009)
Talk about a bloated, overrated turd. I suppose the scenery is nice, but don’t we have documentaries for that kind of thing?
Terminator Salvation (2009)
Why are they still churning out entertaining but dumb sequels? Let the horse die!
Rogue (2007)
This is as hammy as you’d think it is.
Hart’s War (2002)
What could have been a compelling drama is sunk by maudlin sentimentality.
