Eternals (2021)
I find myself missing Inhumans, and that’s not good.
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Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard (2021)
This is just cartoon characters screaming at one another. What happened?
Cirque du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant (2009)
The whole thing is blah and meh squared.
The Hitman’s Bodyguard (2017)
Deadpool plays Nick Fury, and Nick Fury plays Deadpool in this entertaining but oh-so-generic buddy action caper.
Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over (2003)
After a good previous entry, we now backslide into ugh territory.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003)
Did anyone ask for this sequel?
Traffic (2000)
This is without doubt an exceptional, impactful insight into both sides of the war for and against the drug cartels.
Dogma (1999)
While it may be preachy at times, this controversial movie actually ends up underscoring the importance of faith.
Wild Wild West (1999)
Yes, I like this one. Don’t laugh – embrace love instead.