Any Way You Want It by Maureen Smith
Only professionals should attempt sexy writing, and I don’t think the author qualifies as one.

Only professionals should attempt sexy writing, and I don’t think the author qualifies as one.

More like a merry average Christmas to me.

It’s just alright. Not a treatment for any blues you may be having.

Is there a plot in here? I think I overlooked it.

The author really wants me to believe that her characters are shagging for a noble reason. Sorry, I’m not that gullible!

This is more of a recipe of how not to bore your readers.
